Funny Bible Verses

There are many verses in the Holy Bible that, due to partially being understood, are considered funny. This Buzzle article lists a few of them.
Have you ever read a particular Bible and found yourself laughing? Yes, it may happen, simply because we fail to understand the exact meaning of that verse. There are various verses that may be misunderstood. There can be times when we get a different conception about that verse, which is why it seems to be funny.

Funny Bible Verses

Great men are not always wise: neither do the aged understand judgment. - Job 32:9

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly. - Proverbs 31:6

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult. - Proverbs 12:16

There is more hope for a fool than for someone who speaks without thinking. - Proverbs 29:20

Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.'' - Matthew 19:23 - 24

It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife. - Proverbs 21:19

Funny Quotes About Bible

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. - Mark Twain

More people are troubled by what is plain in Scripture than by what is obscure. - Roy L. Smith

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years, because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. - Elayne Boosler

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. - Gilbert K. Chesterton

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions. - Sir Malcolm Bradbury

Best Bible Verses

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. - John 3:16

If you declare with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. - Romans 10:9

For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith - and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God. - Ephesians 2:8

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - 1 Corinthians 16:13

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. - John 1:1

And Jesus said unto them, "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you." - Romans 1:17

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear. - 1 John 4:18

Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." - John 14:6

These are some Bible verses that are considered funny. However, if you study them carefully and in detail, their exact meaning is very useful.
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